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 Little is known of Rob Varmint’s early history. Allegedly the illegitimate love child of Noddy Holder and Kylie Minogue, most people prefer to believe that he was spontaneously created at or around the same time that 10radio came into existence. Several years later, he's still hanging around the studio begging for small change...
As the self appointed 'Guardian of Decent Music', Rob’s musical tastes are broad and eclectic, covering most genres except rap with a silent 'c'. When not broadcasting, Rob’s interests include eating, macrame, shove ha’penny and gurning, and he can often be seen at John Otway gigs shouting 'Who’s a prat?'. 
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 James Varmint arrived in the UK from his native Australia in 2001 in a large case of Vegemite. Whilst attempting to hitchhike to London, he got a lift with a carload of Wurzels fans and eventually ended up in Wiveliscombe with just 27p, the clothes he was wearing and his collection of "Best of Triple J" CD’s.
James’ only introduction to British culture was from TV and films, so he still believes that it always snows at least six inches on Christmas Eve, and that most people talk like Dick van Dyke in Mary Poppins. The other Varmints are doing their level best to educate him. |
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 Rumours that Matt Varmint is a model 101 Terminator robot have been strongly denied by a number of sources. Be that as it may, one thing is certain – Matt has been known to don shades and say "Hasta La Vista, Baby", or something of that ilk. As Varmint webmaster, he's responsible for ensuring that his profile photo is the only decent one...
A former child model, Matt gave up a successful career as a gun runner in Wales to move to Somerset and create collages from cast off clothes and used bus tickets. He is also interested in whittling, miming to Madonna records and semaphore. The following photos are simply to prove that he did once have hair ... indeed quite a lot of it! Although the clown makeup is somewhat worrying.... Click the thumbnails below to see full size pictures of Matt.   
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 Dave Varmint’s penchant for dressing up is a throwback to his former career as a mime artiste in Bogota. A lifelong fan of Blue Peter, he singlehandedly built the 10radio studio and transmitter entirely from old cornflakes packets, empty washing up liquid bottles and sticky back plastic. Dave is firmly of the opinion that ostriches make good pets for children and that crinkle cut chips were invented by Sir Clive Sinclair. At weekends, Dave likes nothing more than some quiet time at home in front of a roaring fire made from old socks and cowpats. |
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 Jimmy Varmint is a former Benedictine nun who was the inspiration for a well known song. Following a relatively successful sex change operation in Bognor Regis in 1997, he worked for a while as a presenter on a satellite TV shopping channel before moving to Wiveliscombe where he now does something shadowy for MI5 (allegedly).
When not in the Varmints studio, Jimmy spends his spare time collecting 1960's knitting patterns and writing a history of Accrington Stanley Football Club. He has a tattoo of Margaret Thatcher on his left kneecap, whereas the tattoo on his right kneecap has yet to be identified. |
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