Lisa Varmint's only previous claim to fame was an appearance on "The Price is Right" when she won a pink mountain bike, complete with matching helmet and lycra shorts.  A lorry driver by day, she is the current "Miss Trucker of the Year" and holds the world record for eating 397 Yorkie bars straight from the fridge in a single day.  Originally hailing from Burkina Faso, she came to the UK disguised as a bunch of Fairtrade bananas and claimed political asylum on the grounds of diminished responsibility. 

Lisa believes that children should be seen and not heard, that the Varmint Show should be part of the National Curriculum, and that Ant and Dec are the funniest thing since sliced bread.